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The Monkey House

Post  Ninjamonkey on Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:44 am

Attention all amateur and semi-pro fighters!

The Monkey House is now taking on fighters from all weight classes and fighting styles!

We are a fully-equipped MMA gym, with a workout room, heavy bags, speed bags, focus mitts and wrestling mats! Everything you need to get ready for your next big fight!

In addition, we have a proffessional Muay Thai trainer to help you improve your efficiency, aggressiveness, punching power, kicking power and killer instinct! Entertain the crowd *and* earn the win!

Need a training partner? Up-and-coming heavyweight prospect Jesse Harris trains with us full-time! If you think you're tough enough, spar a few rounds with him!

Applications are now being accepted!

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Post  Spaz on Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:36 pm

Wow you made your tryouts sound very professional lol. Guess I got to up my game now that I have some competition.
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Post  Ninjamonkey on Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:11 am

For fighters who come on board now, the gym asks only a 15% cut of the fighters' purses, to help pay off the loan I took out on the gym. When we've paid it off, everyone on the team will be a co-owner, and train for free from that point forward! Fees will only be charged for new members after that point, so get on board now... invest in your future. Cool

As for the future... we plan to hire a full-time Jits trainer to help complement our fighters' skill sets as soon as we have the funds available. This will help us to be more of a threat no matter where the fight ends up.

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Post  Shaolinrua on Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:43 pm

Ill join, im a LW

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Post  Ninjamonkey on Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:44 pm

We'd love to have you! Drop the admin a PM saying you want to join, and that you're cool with gic=ving the gym a 15% cut of your earnings. I think we still have room on the roster! Cool

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Post  Ninjamonkey on Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:08 am

We have two slots open at the moment, and several applicants interested in filling them. The first two applicants to confirm with the Admin will be accepted onto the team and have access to our insanely low training fees. Wink

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Post  TUF on Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:35 pm

I can't wait to spank a monkey. Wait, that didn't come out right.
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