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The Ninjamonkey Has Arrived

Post  Ninjamonkey on Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:29 am

(for immediate release)

Fans and critics alike have been lamenting the overall lack of "wow factor" in the Heavyweight division. But if you ask Jesse "Ninjamonkey" Harris why that is, he has a simple answer:

"They haven't seen me fight yet."

A relative newcomer to Mixed Martial Arts, Jesse has been training and preparing for competition for the past 4 years, and is itching to unleash himself on a lackluster division.

"I bring excitement. I'm not a guy who's gonna circle away all night, or dry-hump a guy for a decision. I go out there and I try to knock that mother@#$%er out. I'm gonna hit him, and I'm gonna hit him hard, and I'm gonna keep on hitting him until he drops... then I'm gonna keep hitting him until the ref pulls me off."

Big words for a rookie, but words he plans to back up with action in July.

"I will be the AFC Heavyweight Champion. I'm gonna Ninja that belt."


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Re: The Ninjamonkey Has Arrived

Post  snapcase on Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:51 pm

Are you ninjamonkey from GnP?

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